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Podcast: Fuck my IPod in your PETA Worshipped Duckface Alicia Silverstone

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One day, I’ll figured out what to do about these titles. This is actually one I wrote last week but had some issues with recording so I never got around to posting it. The Podcast features a song at the end called Fighting, which I literally put blood into making. Apple is worth $600 billion, [...]


Podcast: Cloning Pippa Middleton’s Ass, Celebrities on Easter, Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Back again with more ramblings and complaints. I know, I just did one last night. I have found a new appreciation for doing these. This time around, Pippa Middleton gets her ass cloned, celebrities Celebrate Easter in an extremely boring way, and Jennifer Love Hewitt covers herself in vanilla extract after getting a photoshopped breast [...]


Podcast: Jealousy, Anne Hathaway’s Hair, and Miguel Ferrer is Controlling my Dreams

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Not Jealous, I Just Hate the Shit out of You Has anyone ever accused you of being jealous because you don’t like someone? Perhaps you were making fun of them, or straight out bashing something about them. I have yet to understand how that translates to jealousy for some people. In their warped minds, there [...]


Miley Cyrus Superfans and Leaked Twilight Photos

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I get a bit derailed in parts of this, which will likely happen on most of these. I’ve also included some Podcast notes. Additional Thoughts: Timeline: At 6:40 Cyrus Superfans listening found their brains melting as they had panic attacks. Clearly, The Disney Channel creates weird people Angie Varona, who I mentioned being superior to [...]


Happy Meals, Teenage Voting, and Fucking Miley Cyrus

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The podcast features instrumentals by Cirebeats and Anno Domini. It finishes with a clip of the final Paris track. It’s time to get this ball rolling. Miley Cyrus is being a cunt, people want to lower the voting age, and happy meals are evil. The world is such a stupid place. Happy Meals Make Your [...]