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Deconstruction is coming soon. It’s nearly complete, but at the moment I don’t really have a specific date for it. It will be next month, but as for a day, I have no idea.

As I’ve mentioned previously, the album is going to have to be dual disc (if you plan on burning it after download). There is no way it can fit onto a single disc.  It will be freely downloadable as all of my albums are (other than the Era of Pain which is still not yet online).

Deconstruction is the end and beginning of something. It is a long time coming and shouldn’t have taken this long to take hold of me.

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Apple is worth $600 billion, but not to me

Apple just hit a record high, becoming the most valuable country in the world. It’s stock was trading at $644 a share at one point, and likely caused all the Mac crazy fan boys to blow loads in their pants while staring at their Steve Jobs screensaver.

Now, I do own a couple IPods, but that’s about all. I’ve supported their products in the past through a company I worked for, but most of my dealings with their systems were less than ideal. That may be because I’m a Windows user and have been for the last 300 years, and Apple isn’t something I was used to. Still, the interface on most Linux computers via Gnome or KDE seemed to be easier for me to deal with than finding my way around a Mac. But again, that’s just me and my perspective of them and likely because it’s not something I was accustomed to.

My biggest issue with Apple is being caused by my IPod touch. I have a second generation IPod touch and have found it increasingly difficult to find apps for it. More often than not am I running across the dreaded “Fuck you, this requires an upgraded OS that you can’t use! Go buy a new IPod, bitch!” message that comes up (I’m paraphrasing, of course). I’m sure that they could make this IPod run that OS but then I wouldn’t be forced to buy a new IPod. Hell, the only reason I have this one is because my 20 Gig Classic broke, which was common among those of its kind.

This is only an addition to my irritation with Apple though. I wasn’t aware that Flash wouldn’t run on these until I tried to pull up a Flash based website. Instead of seeing the website, I got to see a little box. Because Apple is afraid of Flash, I’m stuck with a shitty browser that won’t allow me to see the whole web, while other products work perfectly fine with Flash. I also can’t upload to websites through their browser because of security limitations. Sure, I can if the site has an app they made specifically for this purpose, but if they didn’t then I’m stuck. So I won’t be buying any more Apple products. The elitist attitude it carries with it is annoying by itself, but when I can do things better with competing products, I have no reason to stay. So while everyone is running out to buy the new IPad, I’ll look more at devices by Toshiba and Samsung, both of which who have remarkably better products for me.

Duckface Pictures

Seriously, stop doing this. You do not look attractive at all. In fact, you look like someone hit you in the face with a block of wood.

This strange obsession with taking duckface pictures (pouting your lips, primarily done by girls) is getting out of hand. There is only one thing I think of when I see those pictures, and it isn’t how sexy you look. It’s how well those lips could work my dick. That’s the only redeeming value those pictures have, at all.

I’ve seen some of the Facebook accounts who have dozens upon dozens of duckface pictures. It’s the same face ladies! It doesn’t look any different because you turned your head to the side or you’re wearing a hat in one. You look like Zoolander in a pushup bra, and that is not an image anyone should ever see.

As I said before, these pictures do not make you look hot. They make you look ridiculous and only advertise your possible career in the porn industry. I mean honestly, what else am I supposed to be thinking when I see your lips all pouty like that?  Am I supposed to think “wow, she has pretty eyes”? No, I think about face fucking you so if you don’t want others to think that as well, stop taking those fucking pictures.

Gas Prices are rising, total shocker for some

Apparently, some people really were born yesterday. As the price of gas goes up yet again, I still see people shocked that it’s happening. Let me let you guys in on something:

THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING YEAR ASSHOLES!

I’m starting to think that I’m the only one who notices these things. The price of gas rises and falls at different times of the year, and during the spring and summer seasons it tends to go up. However, some people aren’t paying attention.

It is amazing that it’s rising at all though, considering that whole war for oil we had, or so it was called. I mean, you’d think that if that’s what it was really about, we would have just taken control of it and have $0.12/gallon gas right now. But no, that didn’t happen because that wasn’t what it was, you fuckasses.

No really, fuck PETA

Jennifer Lawrence, the star in the movie Hunger Games, has apparently made a verbal slip that has pissed off PETA, the group that thinks animals are people. In the movie, she apparently had to skin a squirrel. She said

"I should say it wasn’t real, for PETA, but screw PETA." – Jennifer Lawrence

PETA wasn’t a fan of this comment, as you could imagine. Still, I hold on to that last part of her statement as a core component to my view of PETA. The idea of keeping people from maliciously killing animals or beating them for their own amusement is fine. I’ve owned several dogs through my life, we have two annoying ass cats, and even a couple rats. So I can understand trying to prevent people from beating the shit out of their dog or torturing their cats (though mine at times almost seem to taunt me to hit with with a shovel). What I can’t get behind is the crazy parts of it, that somehow make animals the same as people.

They aren’t people! They don’t go out, get degrading and meaningless jobs to support their illegitimate children and ex-wife while she fucks the pool boy she left you for.

I play the game Battlefield 3. In the story mode, you have to kill a rat with a knife. This of course caused PETA to flip out. Fuck you PETA. If that rat would have caused the guy to give away his position than he, a human being, would have been killed. At least the rat would have lived though.

Eating animals is also a big problem for PETA. Instead, they are content to massacre defenseless plants and consume them instead. But aren’t plants living creatures as well? Why should we give them less love than animals? Hell, a cow can run away so it clearly has an advantage of a carrot.

But no, PETA is fine with the genocidal slaughter of cabbages and rutabaga, and totally abhor the idea of hamburgers. I eat animals because I’m supposed to in order to stay alive and fuel my body with what it needs. Animals do the same. They eat other animals. PETA doesn’t seem to have a shit fit when a lion eats a zebra. You never see them having news conferences about how we need to teach lions how to respect other animals and eat tofu sandwiches. No, because they know that lions eat animals, just as they should realize that man eats animals as well. Just because we can do what we do as human beings (rational reasoning, use a conscience, and operate a universal remote) doesn’t mean we stop doing what we did before just because this ridiculous group believes it’s wrong. Eating animals isn’t any more wrong than eating a plant, or even weed eating my lawn. So the weeds come back, big deal. So do cows and chickens on farms where they are bred.

http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/jennifer-lawrence-screw-peta-1675953.story?gt=28135

Small Explosions of Stupid

Alicia Silverstone thinks she is a bird. She recently posted a video of herself feeding her baby by chewing the food first, and then letting the baby eat it. She now defends this by saying that people have been doing this for thousands of years. Most people thought it was insane that she was doing this, and it makes sense. I’d rather not eat someone else’s spit laden foot that is only a step away from being vomit. But that’s just me. Making out with your child to feed them might be a little strange to some, but apparently it’s perfectly normal to the actress whose only claim to fame seems to be the movie “Clueless”, despite being in several other films and worshiped as a sex goddess in the 90s. But that’s all anyone ever remembers her in, even though she shared the screen with George Clooney in Batman and Robin (though she’s probably happy that people have forgotten that nightmare of a movie).

I talked to my wife about the crazy thing she is doing and she was more repulsed by it than I was. Sure, this is something that has been done for thousands of years but she may not be aware that something was invented a while back to prevent you from needing to do this. They may not offer it at the stores she shops at, but it’s worth it to ask. They call it BABY FOOD! I imagine that since this has been done for thousands of years, she’s also hunting her own food with a stick and living in a hut outside in the woods somewhere. You know, that’s been done for thousands of years, too. Or is is Gerber too much progress for you to handle?

Santos Laguna, a sports star of some kind (I don’t follow sports at all) recently took a photo with a fan. That’s fine and dandy, but he’s also holding a bag that contains a Playboy magazine. To some, this is supposed to be embarrassing because he’s carrying a bag of “porn” around. I say porn with quotes because it’s considered that, when in reality Playboy has to be the weakest most bottom of the barrel description of porn that I’ve ever heard of. He should be more embarrassed for having actually bought Playboy, of all things. Maybe there is a good article on making setting up your HD TV for optimal viewing of ESPN or some other bullshit. It’s not the pictorials that should be selling that magazine, that’s for sure.

The $280,000 flying car of the future is not the car of the future. It’s the car of Steve Wozniak. This is not the Jetsons and that thing is not going to become a popular automobile. You need to be able to take off and land, and since most people aren’t cut out to be drivers, much less piloting a flying bomb, it is not likely something that is going to revolutionize the automobile industry. Can you imagine what it would look like with several assholes trying to take off all over the street so they can get to work 6 minutes earlier, constantly crashing into buildings, houses, lamp posts and each other? Yeah, sounds just like what we need.

http://bottomline.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/04/09/11058032-car-of-the-future-has-wings-and-279000-price-tag?ocid=todmsnbc11

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I’m working on getting all of my lyrics up on the site, but it’s going to take a while. I’m not sure if I’m going to go all the way back through The Era of Pain, but I am going to try to get everything that is listed in the Albums section up. It’s going to take a long time to do this. At the moment, the only thing in there is The Blind Hate the Lovely. Each song listing will have the lyrics and the song available.

Podcasting has also picked up more. I recorded one last night but haven’t done anything with it yet. I got stuck yelling about PETA for a long time so I’m holding off on it for now. They were in the middle and I ended up going back at them again at the end of it. So I need to work some things out for it or just do it over.

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There’s a reason I used the pic of Desiree-Elyda on Soundclick, and it’s pretty simple: she unknowingly inspired the idea behind the song. How? By getting trash talked online by people who, not even knowing her name, knew everything about her. The person talking back to me on the track (obviously done badly by myself) was saying things that were inspired by actual bullshit these people were saying and implying. So, some of that is straight out of the horses-asses ass, er mouth. No, their ass because that’s what they are talking out of to begin with.

And she is a funny woman, and definitely doesn’t deserve the bullshit from those cock bags. But, because those dumbasses assume a bunch of nonsense based on looks alone, they would never know that. But they’re geniuses and I’m wrong so whatever. And she has nothing to do with this, by the way (doesn’t even know it happened for that matter).

Lyrics to The Blind Hate the Lovely

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A dumbass author at MSN

I was reading on MSN that Jenny Fitzgerald, a British woman with a butt that was less ideal than she wanted, paid a doctor $10,000 to modify her rump to resemble that of Pippa Middleton. Ok, no big deal. Seems like a ton of money to me, but I don’t know. Maybe the better the butt they’re copying, the higher the cost.

The article is titled “Woman pays $10k for Pippa’s butt, lands shallow fiancé”. The part about her having a shallow fiancé caught my attention (after realizing that she didn’t buy Pippa’s actual ass). I couldn’t believe that a man just offered to marry her because of her butt and she said yes. Guess what: that’s exactly what didn’t happen.

According to the article, the man she is engaged to said that her butt is the reason he noticed her in the first place. That doesn’t make him shallow. If he married her only because of and only for her ass, than that would make him shallow. Noticing a girl or guy because of their ass is natural human behavior. It’s really no different than noticing them because they have nice eyes or a pretty face. What was he supposed to say?

“I noticed her because of her stunning personality from across the room before I ever spoke to her.”

“Her appreciation for mathematical algorithms was so astonishingly brilliant and poetic, that I was able to notice it prior to ever meeting her despite having never seen, heard or read anything about or from her previously.”

“As pen pals, it was her poor spelling and use of uppercase LOLs I noticed first and fell in love with.”

Seriously, noticing someone because they have a nice butt, boobs, face, eyes, hair or other body parts is not a big deal. Everyone does it because it’s part of being a human being to begin with. Trying to pretend you don’t is ridiculous, unless you’re blind because then you obviously can’t notice that first. Maybe if the woman is wearing a burka. Otherwise, you’re full of shit.

Dumbass Article by Dumbass Author:

http://now.msn.com/living/0409-pippa-buttlift.aspx

On Easter, Celebrities did boring better than you

Yesterday was Easter. On many news websites, they covered how various movie stars and music artists were taking the day. What were they doing, where were they going, the regular stalkerish stuff. I don’t understand the point.

I read some of the things they did and they sound like basically everyone else. They visited places and saw their parents. If they did something extreme like skydiving from 300 feet into a puddle of water, than it might be interesting. Halle Berry going out to eat sounds like it was just Wednesday or something.

This isn’t only an Easter thing though. Anytime it’s any holiday, or some large event happens, the front pages of news websites and portal home pages are filled with bullshit about how movie stars are reacting. Moscow could completely explode and we’d have articles that express the feelings and opinion of it from Matt Damon. Bad year for oranges in Florida? Better ask George Clooney and see how he can blame the government for it.

Want to know how I spent Easter? Sitting on my ass in front of this screen, working. I’m sorry, I couldn’t be more exciting but apparently neither were these celebrtards the world seems to worship.

Small explosions of stupid

These are just short bursts of annoyance. Nothing long enough to really go into big explanations and long paragraphs, but still dumb enough to deserve a smack in the face.

Lady Gaga recently gave her boyfriend a cat in the hopes that he will remember her while she’s on her 110 date tour. This poptart apparently (so says a source, which means it may not even be true to begin with) gave the cat to him so he can love and cherish it forever. Cats don’t live forever, thank goodness. And did she really need to give him something to remember her by? I would think being with her for more than an hour was enough to traumatize the man for life, much like Vietnam vets who have war flashbacks randomly throughout their life. Hell, I can’t forget her no matter how much I try, and I’m not even dating these cheese head.

There may be pictures of Zac Efron’s dick floating around the web. Who cares? Scarlett Johansson tits are all over the place, as are Kat Denning’s and possibly Christina Hendricks (though many people don’t believe it’s her), so his dick floating around the web is no big deal. Maybe to 12 year old girls who worship him and haven’t seen a dick, but honestly unless he has a face growing out of it, why would anyone be interested? Just because he’s a celebrity? Who gives a shit. I saw the pics of Kat and Scarlett and was less than impressed. On the screen you can’t help but want to see them undressed but once they are, you realize they look just like everyone else you see naked on the web. Unless he has a small circus troupe coming out of the end of his dick, this is likely not newsworthy.

Jennifer Love Hewitt has a new TV show coming out called The Client List. In it, she’s a housewife who works for a massage parlor that also has sex on the menu. Being a fan of JLH for years, this obviously sounds like a show I’d want to watch and now that I’ve said that, will be restricted from watching by my wife. But that leads me to the point of this mention. JLH has big tits and always has. In a photo ad for the show however, they were made smaller without her knowing (photoshopping basically). Her reaction was that “apparently somebody wanted me to have a boob reduction”. I’m not sure who this crazy person is who did that, but most people who watch her want her to have a clothes reduction, so put her tits back and stop fucking with history.

Jennifer Love Hewitt on her Breasts Being Digitally Reduced: http://tv.yahoo.com/news/jennifer-love-hewitt-gets-digital-breast-reduction-client-200900457.html

Additionally, Jennifer Love recently mentioned that she carries vanilla extract on in her purse to use as perfume. This to me is rather strange. I go into it in the audio version because I read about it later in the day after recording this.

Ok, I’m done.

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Has anyone ever accused you of being jealous because you don’t like someone? Perhaps you were making fun of them, or straight out bashing something about them. I have yet to understand how that translates to jealousy for some people. In their warped minds, there is no way that you can dislike that person. Instead, you want to be that person.

Back when I wrote the song Bomb Paris, several people accused me of being jealous of her. Yeah, that’s right. I talked all that shit because I want to be her. Fuck her, and fuck you for being that stupid. The point of talking shit about someone isn’t to explain your need to be them, or need to have what they do. It’s to explain your disgust and hatred of them. It’s that simple. However, some people like to complicate it into something that it isn’t.

To go by this logic means the teeny boppers who don’t like me because I make fun of Justin Bieber, must be jealous of me. All the people who hated George Bush, jealous of him. Anyone who had a negative thing to say against Hitler, clearly allowing jealous to show its ugly head. Now do you see why this is nonsense?

I think the reason people do this is a way to deflect. They can’t believe that someone wouldn’t like them or whatever it is that’s being made fun of. The only way they can make sense of it is by saying that the person simply wants to be them, so they are talking shit. Those people, are stupid as fuck. That’s not jealousy, that’s just fact.

Recently I recorded the song Brainwashed. It talks shit about a lot of teeny bopper garbage, and I’m sure it’s going to gain some of that “you’re just jealous” backlash. If I was jealous, I wouldn’t be making fun of it, dumbass. I would be trying to be it. You don’t see me wearing those retarded skinny jeans and trying to appeal to 12 year girls with dumbass love songs they don’t yet understand the meaning of yet. My musical history is built on slamming and ripping on the things I don’t like. If you think it’s jealousy, than you are beyond stupid and I guess it means you’re jealous of everything you don’t love. Or you simply have batshit for brains.

When you’re not jealous though, you’re are almost always considered a hater. Somehow, that’s bad. I am a hater. I hate a lot of shit. I’m not supposed to love everything. I hate the shit out of Nancy Pelosi, duckface pictures, and the Westboro Baptist Church. Fuck all of them in their stupid faces. If that makes me a hater, I’m glad because you finally see the truth. Nancy Pelosi is a dumbass to a high degree, duckface pictures are basically advertisements for your blowjob ability, and the Westboro Baptist Church is a bunch of insane people who have taken the idea of god and fucked it worse than anyone else. So fuck all of them. Why would I like them?

What is even more ridiculous are the people who talk shit about haters. Clearly, those people are haters as well. Or jealous, depending on the theory you subscribe to. So it’s ok to hate haters, and dislike people who you think are jealous of what you like. You need a damn road map to get around some of this shit and understand it.

Anne Hathaway cut her hair!

Seriously, was there absolutely nothing else going on in the world today? Right now, on Windows Live Messenger, one of the top 4 stories is about the actress Anne Hathaway cutting off her long hair. Who gives a fuck? How is that news worthy?

Much further down the screen, I see a heading that says High joblessness for years? which can only tell me that MSN values the importance of an actress getting a haircut over economic issues. Nothing against Anne Hathaway. I mean, she’s a great actress and highly hot (especially when naked), but fuck her hair. Celebrities are the least newsworthy people I know of. Unless they are curing cancer, fuck them. Report the damn news that matters. Maybe if she cut her hair with a running lawnmower while juggling babies that were on fire, would I consider this newsworthy, but as it stands it’s useless.

This obsession with celebrities is ridiculous. Somehow, it’s more important when Reese Witherspoon picks her ass in public than when someone dies, unless it involved a fire or something that exploded. On Yahoo!’s front page, they mention North Korea getting it’s rocket installed on the launch pad. This is overshadowed by Tebow talking about Easter and some dumbass viral photo of a jogger. A potentially dangerous country is setting up a rocket, and I’m supposed to give a fuck about what Tebow thinks of Easter. Fuck him and Easter.

With the mention of the stupid jogger, next to his story is one of a toddler who drowned in a washing machine. A picture of a guy smiling comes first, before a dead baby! You have to be kidding me! A child drowned in a washing machine of all things, and a guy smiling while he’s running is more important. What the fuck is wrong with you people?!

Miguel Ferrer needs to get out of my head

Recently, Netflix added Crossing Jordan to their streaming list. It’s a TV show from early 2000 that casts the beautiful and always wonderful Jill Hennessy as Jordan Cavanaugh, a do what she wants to medical examiner who must solve every case. She basically ignores her boss, played by Miguel Ferrer and typically breaks the law to find the culprit in a crime. The show features other bizarre cast members, and has a similar feel to Bones (but better and a predecessor to).

I love this show. I always have. I’m sure it has something to do with my fascination with Jill Hennessy, which extends back to her playing Claire Kincaid on Law & Order.  It’s sort of my like my wife and Johnny Depp. She has to watch everything he’s in so she can drool and dream about how she wishes I could switch places with him for a few hours. And by hours I mean eons.

Recently I’ve been watching the show a lot. I mean marathon watching. Since then, my dreams have become influenced by the show. My dreams are usually strange when they aren’t being horrific, and tend to deal with whatever happened to me that day. If I talk to my sister-in-law, she’s in it. If I play Call of Duty and later watch Walking Dead, I’m battling zombies in survival mode at Hershel’s farm. Lately, I’ve been running around trying to solve cases. At first, Jill was in them. That, was awesome. Now, she’s been replaced by Miguel Ferrer.

Ok, Miguel is an awesome actor. There is no one out there like him. However, I much rather prefer to run around and solve crimes with Jill because, let’s face it, she’s hot. For the last several nights I’ve been dreaming of me and M.E. Garrett Macy solving dangerous crimes and murders. Somehow, I know what he’s talking about in my dreams and I’m able to help. Most times I wake up wishing he would get the hell out of my head and send Jill back. She hasn’t returned. Maybe it was something I said.

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For the last several hours I’ve been writing content for the site, most specifically about myself. I never got around to writing my bio so this was the time to do it. It took a while to write and goes through a full explanation on The Era of Pain albums, the mental state on each album as well as what I was trying to do with them, and random facts about myself.

Working on that was very difficult, because not only did I have rehash all of this in my mind, I also had to go review a lot of the music over because I haven’t listened to it in years. That just put all of that bullshit back in my head, but thankfully it didn’t stick like it used to. I’ve also recognized the fact that Paris probably got a lot more shit thrown at her than she deserved.

The site has a full workup about the available albums, including notes from myself on each album. As I wrote, I originally intended to make it only a few short blurbs about each album. Yeah, that didn’t work exactly as planned. The Mind of God took a huge amount of time and space but it also took a long time to make. It’s 27 songs long for fucks sake. I can’t just say “It took a while, but it was worth it” and leave it at that.

Getting Back to Yelling About Stuff

My wife, as well as many others, think I should continue my ranting. Apparently they actually like listening to it. It’s been a year since my last rant, so it seems like a fitting time to do another one. With that being said, there will be one tonight.

Now that I’ve said that, the whole Internet will break.

But yes, I’m planning to get back to rant and this time actually do it. After working on Brainwashed, I was reminded about just how fun it is to make it these things. I have one that is half written already, so I’ll be completing it and probably adding to it.

So that’s how it is.

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The song is called Brainwashed. It revolves around the garbage being flooded out and worshiped by these dumbass teeny boppers….those who are part of the Cult of Bieber and think that Total Recall is a new idea. These goofy ass kids looking ridiculous in their skinny jeans, going on about how everything is the most epic and best thing ever. The skit part features Hannah and her friend Destini who are talking on the phone about how stupid I am and how great their favorite artists are because they are famous. They also wax philosophically about what rap is about, the truth about vampires, and why Selena Gomez and Ashley Tisdale are whores. I visit Hannah to do the world a favor before starting the song.

Unlike in The Final One, the outcome of Hannah is not sex, though she for some reason wanted it despite just three minutes earlier hating my guts (while also hating me for being a hater and not seeing the irony).

The song begins directly after the skit, but the two are separated on the album so they can be played or skipped independently.

Brainwashed was originally targeted at these dumbass teeny boppers who worship artists for no good reason. Looks and fame are all that is needed, so talent and lyrical content takes a back seat. Somehow, this makes sense to them. As long as you’re hot and well know, you rock. If you’re full of lyrical talent, ugly and none of their friends know about you, you suck. It later expanded out in the third verse, which exploded into a much longer verse than I intended. That’s where I went into a mini rant tangent which actually lead to a short rant after the song. I removed that because the damn thing was 11 minutes long by the end. Now it’s back to a normal length and has all the normal things you can expect from me, which is a lot of shit talking about things that bug the hell out of me.

Elyda Villalobos is awesome despite my pronunciation

I may have pronounced Elyda Villalobos’ name wrong when I mentioned her in my argument with Hannah. I’m not sure if I did or not but if I did, sorry about that. My Googling for pronunciation on it was the most total epic fail evar, or so Hannah would call it. If she could talk.

Several hours later it occurred to me that I could have just asked her via Twitter or Facebook how it’s pronounced, but I tend to have a need to do things immediately. So I might have fucked up.

Listen to the complete Brainwashed Song (Skit included)

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